Eat Sh*t & Die Ball Marker

We aren't biased. We love all our ball markers equally. But as the person writing these descriptions, this one is kind of my favorite.

At Ballmarkers.com, we believe golf should be equal parts precision and play. That’s why every ball marker and divot tool we create is built with premium quality, artistic design, and just the right dose of humor.

Crafted to last round after round, our markers feel solid in your hand and stand out on the green. Each one is a little piece of art—whether it’s a slice of pizza, a bright orange wedge, or one of our other cheeky designs, they’re guaranteed to spark conversation and keep spirits high.

Because golf is serious business… but your ball marker doesn’t have to be.

Ballmarkers.com — bringing personality, laughter, and style to every putt.